Bio
Band bios are the worst pieces of fiction you will ever read. Don't say i didn't warn you.
Dan Yemin from Lifetime said we sound awesome. This made Brendan drop a little something in his undies. Henry Rollins doesn't know we exist. Jordan from New Found Glory said we sound like Lifetime and old Saves The Day. Old Saves The Day sounds like Lifetime. Therefore, i believe Jordan was tring to say we are like Lifetime squared. I have no idea what this means but can tell you we are twice as fast and twice as angry, but not twice as good. Multiplying by two is not the same as squaring though. Im confused.
We are probably also the only band in Australian punk and hardcore that has not played with Parkway Drive or I Killed The Prom Queen (ok, neither have Homewrecker,) but we do know Crafter so that means it is ok to mosh to us. If you don't, you will be that guy. You know. That guy.
Email info@rexbanner.com for booking info, queries or to tell us sweet recipes for banana bread and eggs benedict that you stole off your grandmother.
Oh dear, i nearly forgot. We have SUBLIME melodies and TRANSCEND genres and are definitely unable to be pigeonholed because we are so UNIQUE and AMAZING.
Pffft. Arseholes.
